Sam Speedo
(Bathing Suit Detective)

Frank Sergeant

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Copyright © 2014 Frank Sergeant

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Formatted by Nepo Press (http://nepotism.net/formatting)

October 30, 2014 edition

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Table of Contents

Introduction

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

About the Author

Introduction

I must disappoint fans of Sam Speedo by pointing out that this is not a real novel.

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Chapter One

Sam was lounging by the pool in his usual attire when a sultry brunette spilled her drink on him.

“Oh, I am so sorry, Mr. Speedo. I was looking for you, but I just didn’t see you there in that skimpy bathing suit!”

“No problem, Doll” said Sam, as he grabbed a towel and began to wipe the papaya juice off his face. “What are you doing out here in the noon-day sun?”

“Well, Sam, we have a problem back at the office.”

“A problem, Doll?”

“Yes, Sam. You had a 10:30 meeting with a client and you didn’t show up. I had to send Mr. Edwards away and … the rent’s due soon. Would you call him, please, and reschedule?”

“Sure, Doll. Now, get out of here and let me catch a few more rays. I’ll sort it out soon.”

Chapter Two

“Where were you, Joe? You usually beat me to the scene? I’ve been here for thirty minutes already.”

“Any ID on the body, Sally?”

“Yup. It looks like this is a Mr. Alfred Edwards, but there’s something else you’re not going to like.”

“Well, Sally, that would be a first, wouldn’t it? I’m usually pretty damn good humored, wouldn’t you say?”

“That’s not exactly what I would say, Joe. But guess whose business card I found in Edwards’s wallet?”

“Come on, Sally, It’s too early in the morning to play guessing games. What did you find?”

“Speedo’s card. It looks like another case where we can expect trouble.”

Chapter Three

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Chapter Four

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Chapter Five

About now a crisis would occur that would make our hero question whether to start putting on more clothes. Will he work it out or will he be tortured by indecision for the rest of his life?

Chapter Six

Finally, we resolve most of the issues, but leave a few hanging to entice readers to purchase the next novel in the series.

About the Author

Frank Sergeant

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